Funny SMS
- Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
- Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
- Driver:-”Sardar ji, Petrol Khatam Hogya hai, gaadi aage nai ja sakti..”
Sardar:-”Oh Shit yar, Chal fir, wapas modle. - Sardar said to Dr: Poore shareer me jaha bhi ungli lagao to bahut dardd hota hai.
Dr, sugsted X-ray for full body.
X-ray report ‘fracture in Finger’ - 1 Sardar- “Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sab yaad aa gaye.”
2 Sardar- Aisa kya, kon si film thi?
1 Sardar- “KAMINEY” - Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
- Wife:”Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?” Husband:”Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife:”Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband:”Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
- Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means – With Idiot for Ever
- 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
